Ever Wondered what to do with a drunken sailor? Me to! Talk to Atlas, he's Irish so he'll know or you could go on www.youtube.com/drunkensaileririshrovers or go on You Tube to Drunken Sailer - Irish Rovers. You do spell Sailor with an O but the creater of the video has misspelt it.
Your final choice is: Shave his belly with a rusty razor, Shave his belly with a rusty razor, shave his belly with a rusty razor - Early In the Morning