|Title||Thinker Input 1|
|Speaker||Charles Milton Porter|
Pearl Porter: *Static* I don't know what to say, Milton. *Static clears up* Ahem, this is Mrs. Pearl Porter speaking.
Charles: Ha ha, that's the way.
Pearl: And I'm recording this message with my brilliant husband, whom I love very much, and, um, I am so looking forward to seeing London.Charles: That wasn't so hard, now was it? Won't you be glad we have these to listen to when we're old and gray? *Static*
Location: Air-Tite Archives - In room to the right and underneath the hall leading to the Warehouse. Has a hole in the ceiling that lets you hack the door above.