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Title Marketing Test
Speaker Thoroughgood Hudson
Level Ryan Amusements
Transcript: Slinging drinks in a tourist trap like this? Absolute goldmine. So I didn't even blink when the manager told me there'd be a "marketing test" in the joint tonight. But right after my break, in walks this eight-foot In a diving suit. Carrying a lil' girl around with'im. Full bar, and I'm tellin' ya, you could hear a pin drop. But I'm a professional, ya know? I spring inta action an' jump up on the stage. "Everyone, let's have a round of applause for the new park mascot!" The crowd cheered, sorta, so they must have bought it. The boss-man pulled me aside after, told me I did a good job. I says to him, alright, so where's my raise?

Location: Removed audio diary found in the localization texts and associated with the audio file EDU_L_3Lg6_Log_.

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