- "That rookie's got a lot of potential, but he's got to get wit the program. Kid says Plasmids are ruining the game. I say, "Glatz, have you seen what we can do on that stuff?"
- ―Danny Wilkins[src]
Joey Glatz is an American Football player in Rapture. He was a great admirer of Danny Wilkins and asked him for advice. He was known to be against splicing, believing it to be ruining Football. When Wilkins offered to give him a hypo and gene tonic, Glatz had a falling out with Wilkins. Later on, Wilkins would accidentally kill Glatz during a game, most likely due to Wilkins' splicing-induced increased strength.